All I know how to say in Chinese is 'You are a small mouse'.

Boy would I like to tell you all how confusing the conversion of Won to New Taiwanese Dollars is or how awful N.H., one of Korea's national bank's, is (DAMN YOU NH, DAMN YOU TO HELL) or how glorious the south Taiwanese islands of Penghu are and how strange it was to see an old woman throw bags of garbage over the storm wall and into the sea over and over (alright I didn't see this but it was reported by a credible witness), or how apparently I'm going to a waterfall today, or so I've just been told, but there is

just

not

Time!