Certs

Please remember, your Korean is friendly but sensitive.  The first time he or she invites you for a ride in their thin, speedy van, do not buckle up.  The use of a safety device only says, "I don't trust you."  Instead, enjoy the t.v. mounted on the dashboard.  Your Korean chauffer is.

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In class today I was assigned a serious task: while the child-automitons recited and transposed, I was to note those who worked hard. How does one judge fourty voices droning without any attempt to pronounce a hard consonant? 

By their hair of course.  

Low marks on standard bobs cut out about 85% of the class. +1 on anything that wasn't a bob and +2 for short chunky lesbian.  Fly high young ones, fly high above the crowd.  The world, or your bored English teachers, will reward you.